In this article, a US journalist attends an intensive press launch for Big Brother USA, and suggests that locking up the producers could lead to the Next Big Thing…

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It used to be that everyone had a book in them.  Now, thanks to user-generated-content and global media saturation, we are led to believe that we all have something worthy of shooting, editing and being watched.  In other words, an idea for a TV show.

 

One man who knows all too well how difficult it is to make it big on TV is John De Mol – originally one half of the production giant Endemol.  He was one of the founding fathers of Big Brother – a scribble called The Golden Cage that initally appeared on a page in a 1997 brainstorm session.  Two years later it appeared on Dutch television and it took a further three years to invade other territories.  

 De Mol eventually left Endemol and set up his new venture Talpa and now he wants to hear your ideas for reality programming, via his public access site – www.talpacreative.com

There’s not much on offer until you register as a user, which means giving over your email address and a reason why you should be part of the collective creative.  Then you wait.  It only took me an hour to be given a password, but in that time I did think that maybe I wasn’t going to make it.  How am I going to go if I actually send them an idea?… which I am obligated to do twice a month if I want to keep the subscritption. And you can’t just put in one liners.  Every thought has to be supported by a title, logline, a fleshed out page or two plus a description of your relationship with TV.

 

The incentive is that there’s $50 000 up for grabs, although it’s not clear if that’s for one great idea or for all players to split.  If Talpa US like the sound of the idea (and no one in their global company has had a vaguely related idea according to the Terms and Conditions) they’ll produce it on De Mol’s own tv network in The Netherlands. If it’s a hit it’ll be a fast track to global domination and hopefully a timeslot in a country where you get to see your handy work.

 

So for you to succeed, the Dutch have to like it.  Perhaps the I can increase the chance of success if I pitch an idea inspired by their lifestyle. Something about surviving in a concrete shell –  Dutch rental properties come totally empty – no carpet, no stoves, no nothing.  Surely something about stopping global warming would be hot – the rising oceans are going to hit hard in a country that is 80% below sea level.  My other thought is a program that captures the local ethos of living with your curtains open.  Take a night time walk around any suburb in the Netherlands and you’re likely to see more than what’s on show in the Red Light district.  Oh, I guess Big Brother already did that.

 

Let me know if what’s in your head leads you to get your hands on any of that Talpa cash.

 

 

Even with funky promos, viewer-chasing stunts and new hosts, Big Brother Australia is off to its weakest debut ever.  In a predictable turn of events, the oldest housemate was the first to be evicted and naked pictures of the shortest ever housemate have been sourced on the net. 

 

There’s no way I could say it any better than this awesome clip from Ricky Gervais’ Extras Christmas Special.  Hopefully this gem will turn up on local screens before Gretel Killeen appears as the surprise intruder.